Busted dudes test

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The busted dudes test is, according to Roosh, the only quality one needs to look for when deciding where to stay while abroad: "Is it common to see a busted guy with a pretty girl on his arm?" If within my first day in a country one sees pretty girls with busted dudes who aren't decked out in Hugo Boss or gold jewelry, one knows the sexual market is skewed in the man’s favor.[1] According to Roosh, the busted test "Includes everything. A guy with an okay face but 30 pounds overweight wearing jean shorts and white tube socks would be classified as busted."[2]

Ratings[edit]

Rating Description
5 Guys definitely date up
4 Guys date slightly up
3 Equal attractiveness
2 Guys date slightly down
1 Guys definitely date down

Table[edit]

Country Rating Description
Argentina 3 The level of attractiveness was mostly equal. Good looking girls were with good-looking guys, though sometimes one did see weird mullet dudes with hotties.
Brazil 4 Girls were prettier than the guys. Too many times one saw busted dudes or straight-up dorks with model-looking girls.
Colombia 3 The level of attractiveness was mostly equal. Good looking girls were with good-looking guys, though sometimes one did see weird mullet dudes with hotties.
Denmark 1 Girls there always are able to move up in terms of attractiveness while guys move down.
Iceland 3 The guys sometimes had to date down, but it was more common for couples to be equally attractive.
Poland 5 Girls are prettier than the guys. That balding Polish guy Roosh saw with zero style, a fanny pack, and a Sloth face had a nice girl that everyone would wife up.
United States 2 One rarely sees busted dudes with hot girls. It happens once every six months. It’s actually sad how common one sees decent-looking men with hogs.

References[edit]

  1. Roosh (13 June 2011). "The Busted Dudes Test". RooshV.com. 
  2. Roosh (26 July 2011). "RE: The Busted Dudes Test for countries you've been to". The Busted Dudes Test for countries you've been to. Roosh V Forum.